GARRIDO: STOOPID!!!

(I deliberately use the spelling, since it sounds good for emphasis.)

Phillip Garrido recently sent a letter to KCRA-TV. He claims that Jaycee Dugard was deprived of seeing her lawyer during questioning.

She's not the suspect.

YOU ARE, PHIL!

According to Jaycee's stepfather, he said that Phil's letter "sounds stupid."

The problem with Phil is that he probably believes that he loves Jaycee (as in he wants to fuck her again), and that Jaycee "loves" him.

If that's the case, then I'm Anne Frank. 

He has not seen Jaycee since his arrest. He probably wanted to see Jaycee on T. V. or in the newspaper, so that he can jack off when he sees her face or hears her voice.

EARTH TO GARRIDO! EARTH TO GARRIDO! SHE'S NOT YOUR CHILD! SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE OR LOVER! YOU AND NANCY STOLE HER FROM HER FAMILY, AND YOU RAPED HER AT LEAST TWICE! IF THERE IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE THAT DESERVES A "GET A LIFE!" TROPHY, IT'S YOU, PHIL!

On top of being STOOPID, Phil's letter says "Please concider [sic] this request to contact her at your earliest possible date". 

CONCIDER?

He must have skipped elementary school, and jacked off outside the day the teacher taught him how to spell words like "consider".

Garrido is the following:

1. STOOPID for skipping school.
2. STOOPID for taking drugs.
3. STOOPID for not taking his legal drugs (he was probably bipolar or schitzoid to begin with).
4. STOOPID for raping underage girls.
5. STOOPID for kidnpping and raping that casino worker and taking her across State lines to begin with.
6. STOOPID for hating his first wife.
7. STOOPID for marrying Nancy in prison.
8. STOOPID for conning the U. S. Parole Commision.
9. STOOPID for kidnapping Jaycee.
10. STOOPID for raping Jaycee.
11. STOOPID for keeping Jaycee and the two girls in all those tents.
12. STOOPID for having all those tents in your own backyard.
13. STOOPID for having all those "friends".
14. STOOPID for keeping Jaycee's whereabouts a secret.
15. STOOPID for being a MASTER MANIPULATOR.
16. STOOPID for being an asshole, a mother fucker, a cunt, a bitch, a son of a bitch, and being a damn, STOOPID, fucking idiot that you are.

PHIL, YOU NEED TO LOOK AT A MIRROR, AND SLIT YOUR OWN THROAT!

Phil is also not helping his ow case. When caught, Phil, the Defendant should SHAAAADDDD UUUUUUPPPPPP! Instead of calling a lawyer, he called a T. V. station, and said that his sitiuation would be a "heartwarming story". Now he wants Jaycee to "talk to her lawyer" when she is clearly the victim, but in reality just wanted an excuse to jack off. 

No sane juror is going to vote not guilty on Garrido. There is nothing "heartwarming" about a missing child. There is nothing "heartwarming" about raping a child (the same goes for Roman Polanski). Unfortunately, we have "Jessica's Law", because a now dead old fart kidnapped, raped, and killed Jessica Lundford. Unfortunately, because it would cause registered sex offenders to live in certain areas away from parks and schools, but it would these criminals to be bunched together in small areas, and Phil's neighborhood was one of them. He may or may not kidnapped Michaela Garret or Ilene Mischeloff. The thing is that Phil did this all by himself, but then again, he may had been abused as a child, BUT THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE PHIL FROM HIS CONDUCT. The "heartwarming" story is that Jaycee was found alive, and that she and her two daughters are safe. There would be more "heartwarming" stories if more children are rescued from these bastards.

PHIL, GO TO HELL!